Esmé, the unicorn, has been put into an induced coma pending an increase in capital. She is being fed via a naso-gastric tube and is snoring happily.
Meanwhile I have given her a kitchen disguised as the bottom of a lily pond, a flower garden with a flowering cherry and a garden seat and I have increased her veggie patch which, despite the snow, is growing apace.
Now for your hint on how to attract anyone, anywhere, on the world wide web:
Do not ask a person to describe his or her underwear.
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